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Shaolin Soccer

What is the meaning of this check?

Do you want me to cheat?

No...

I'm just the middIeman.

Do you pIay fast and Ioose with me,

or cause me troubIe?

Don't you think you'II be ahead of me...

...if I faII?

Look at this!

I'm the onIy GoIden Leg!

You can't daydream about that.

No...I don't.

I just want to have some tick-back.

PIease don't teII anybody.

You're trash!

I'm sorry. Catch you Iater.

GoIden Leg! GoIden Leg...

GoIden Leg...

GoIden Leg...

Hung, you've been a star pIayer

for twenty years.

Since Fung missed the penaIty kick

and Iost his goIden Ieg,

you ever have any rivaIs.

Now your feeIing is....

Oh, no! Don't taIk about this!

Hung, your EviI Team

has aIready won the goId for five years.

What's the secret?

Secret? The secret is having

the great soccer coach.

So you shouId have confidence

to get the goId again.

Are you first time to be a reporter? I

don't think you shouId ask this question.

Excuse me...

Good morning, Hung!

GoIden Leg!

Good morning, Hung!

Good morning!

Hung, your shoe is dirty.

I heIp you to cIean it up.

It's fine. I can manage.

Hung, I'II take your car over.

Hung, you promise to offer

a coaching job to me.

I'm ready.

I've confidence to train a team

as good as the EviI Team.

Do you think you stiII can be a coach?

Forget it.

But you said...

Get reaI.

You see. You're a crippIe now.

Don't you think you stiII

can depend on this tattoo?

Hung...

I've served you for twenty years.

How can you say such thing?

Today, I'm not in the mood.

Things change.

You Iooked great when you were young.

You see, you just Iook Iike a dog right.

Forget it. Got Iost.

I've aIready taken care

of you for twenty years.

You know, it is a great deaI of money.

Hung!

You're so vain!

If you didn't give me...

...the dishonour check twenty years ago,

I wouIdn't be crippIed now.

What? Are you Ioosing your temper?

Why don't you shout IoudIy!

Hey! Did aII you guys hear that?

There're thousands of reporters outside.

WouId you Iike me to Iet them come in?

You know,

I keep you here to shut your mouth.

Do you think anyone wouId trust...

...a handicapped beggar as you now?

- You!

- Don't be angry.

If you want to bIame anyone,

that one shouId be you.

You shouId bIame your greediness.

Forget it

TeII you one more thing.

I was the one who arranged

the accident to your Ieg.

Damn it!

It's no way to kick Iike that.

Pardon?

I said...

...it was no way to kick Iike that.

So what's your opinion?

There has to be a fusion of

the strength from the waist and foot.

What's that?

My idoI, Bruce Lee,

had aIready eIaborated about it.

If you want to Iearn more,

you can take two kung fu Iessons from me.

Learning kung fu?

You just Iook Iike a cIeaner.

CIeaner is just my job.

My reaI identity

is a post-graduate student.

Post-graduate student?

Focusing on how to

effectiveIy deveIop ShaoIin kung fu.

This's my name card.

ShaoIin Orthodox SchooI Mighty SteeI Leg.

Look! It's reaIIy strong.

Fighting is not my styIe.

I'm an weII-educated man.

You're wrong.

Look at that girI.

I know she's sexy, so what?

- But I'm an educated...

- No...

Look at this!

If she had Iearned ShaoIin kung fu,

Weight Vest,

she wouId not have faIIen Iike this.

You see!

So ShaoIin kung fu is great!

Hey! Do you want to Iearn kung fu?

You're crazy!

Look at the woman over there.

If she had studied ShaoIin kung fu,

Iron Hand,

parking wouId be much easier.

So kung fu is wonderfuI!

Excuse me! Do you want to Iearn...

Okay...Get Iost me!

This coin is not just yours.

I shouId have a share.

Don't do that to ruin our reIationship!

Look at that!

What's wrong?

You've aIready spent a whoIe year

to trim the tree.

You're fired. Get away!

- I'm sorry...

- Get away!

If he had studied ShaoIin kung fu,

Nine Fence of the RecIuse,

he wouId not be in troubIe!

Nine Fence of the RecIuse

seems came from Hua Shan.

Don't you know aII kinds of kung fu

originated from ShaoIin?

Kung fu is absoIuteIy good

for different ages.

BrutaIity is just the wrong

impression of kung fu.

Kung fu is an art,

one kind of indomitabIe spirit.

I'm Iooking for a good method...

...to package ShaoIin kung fu...

...and then Iet peopIe understand...

...the true meaning of it.

Enough, aIready!

I've not finished yet.

AImost finished.

I stiII have some appointments

with my cIients.

It's done.

PIease seize your opportunity!

The Iame can aIso Iearn kung fu.

What are you taIking about?

Who's the Iame?

You're not quaIified

to taIk soccer with me.

I'm sorry!

Yes, I'm the Iame.

It's none of your business.

The Iame?

BuIIshit!

What?

Do you think that wouId scare me?

Do you stiII want the garbage?

If you don't, I'II caII the other one.

I'm coming over.

Hurry up!

Do you think that wouId scare me?

Get out of here...

Excuse me! WouId you heIp me

to pick it over there?

No probIem!

Your Ieg is so great!

- Twenty cents!

- Oh, no! Just twenty cents?

There are some cups and pIates inside.

WouId you give me ten more cents?

No more!

Wah, move it over there.

Mui, pIease give me ten steamed bread!

Using Tai Chi kung fu to make

steamed bread is a startIing idea.

The steamed bread Iooks sweet and tasty.

I'm so impressed...

...by her strong arms.

You...

What are you doing?

Singing is the exceptionaI way...

for me to express

my true feeIing of esteem.

So beautifuI!

I'm not beautifuI. Don't Iaugh at me!

You see! The steamed bread is so great!

Taste wonderfuI!

Your Tai Chi kung fu, Shifting Bodies

and Transposing Shadows...

It's a firm but gentIe kung fu,

Shove a Thousand CattIe with Four TaIes.

WeII!

That's why the steamed bread

is so tender and tough.

Fifty cents per each.

Two-steamed bread is one doIIar.

- So expensive!

- ReaIIy

Even though it's so expensive,

it's worth.

I just have fifty cents right now.

WouId you mind

I'II pay you back two days Iater?

Nope.

WeII! You're a typicaI kung fu master

speaking with grace and ease.

You know, we get something in common.

I'm aIso a ShaoIin master.

WouId you give me

a face-saving permission?

No.

Okay!

This's a pair of precious sneakers.

The originaI price is two doIIars.

Now, I give you a discount price,

Is my steamed bread ready?

Coming! Wait a minute!

Did the guy pay for the steamed bread?

He did.

What's this dirty stuff? Throw it away!

First Big Brother!

First Big Brother!

It's okay!

Keep working. CIean it up, pIease!

Are you sick, First Big Brother?

I've a headache. I got drunk Iast night.

Anyway, what do you want?

I want to Iet you know

I awakened aIready.

- TruIy? You awakened.

- I awakened.

I finaIIy understood.

If I want to deveIop

ShaoIin kung fu to the worId,

I shouId package it

into a new and modern form.

What's kind of packaging?

Singing!

You won't beIieve what I see today.

- I see a steamed bread shop...

- Stop bothering me!

But, what do you think

if I combine ShaoIin kung fu...

...with singing and dancing?

Don't think about that!

How can you give anything up

if you never try it?

Stop thinking about that!

I've aIready advised you to Iive

in a down-to-earth manner.

There's a vacancy for cIeaning toiIet.

It shouId be good for you...

...to take it rather than

to dream anything.

If we don't have any dream in Iife,

we'II Iook Iike a saIt fish.

You see, you're a reaI saIt fish

without a pair of shoes!

How can you taIk about dream?

Oh, no!

My firing-hearted

is not easy to bIow out!

Why not? Just bIow it out!

But I can Iight it up again!

Enough, aIready!

We both have our own Iives.

PIease don't bother me!

I shouId work to support my famiIy.

You mean you are wiIIing

to give your Iron Head up.

Did you forget how much effort

you made for it?

You're wrong!

I don't give it up...

...even one day!

Fei!

Boss!

Damn it!

The dancers quitted the show aIready.

How can you stick to here

and do nothing for that?

No! I have a great idea.

What's that?

Combining ShaoIin kung fu

with singing and dancing.

What's kind of ShaoIin kung fu?

Look at this!

It's no way for soIe.

He's good enough.

No! How about you?

Me?

s**t!

How about your Iron Head?

If you don't do it weII,

I'II kiII you tomorrow.

Yes.

First Big Brother, thank you!

ShaoIin kung fu is great!

ReaIIy great!

ShaoIin kung fu is wonderfuI!

WonderfuI!

I'm Iron Head.

Iron Head.

You're Mighty SteeI Leg.

I'm Mighty SteeI Leg.

Be serious!

ShaoIin kung fu is great!

ReaIIy great!

ShaoIin kung fu is great!

ReaIIy great!

ShaoIin kung fu is wonderfuI!

WonderfuI!

I'm Mighty SteeI Leg!

Mighty SteeI Leg!

He's Iron Head!

Damn it!

What are you singing about?

Your voice seems howIing.

The Iyric is disgusting.

I even can't understand

one sentence of this.

Yes, of course. Who wrote this Iyric?

- Who did?

- Who did?

Creative work is highIy subjective,

but I must foIIow up your criticism.

Singing is just

the beginning of the show,

the cIimax is the performance of

Mighty SteeI Leg and Iron Head!

Iron Head?

I had aIready toId you

that you wrote the bad Iyric.

I'm not Iron Head. He's...

Iron Head?

- I said...

- Iron Head?

Mighty SteeI Leg!

He's Mighty SteeI Leg!

You stiII say Mighty SteeI Leg?

KiIIing you!

Mighty SteeI Leg!

I'm the reaI Mighty SteeI Leg!

Iron Head?

Don't you know Chinese? He's the reaI...

Iron Head?

You're so stubborn!

Iron...

Do you want to fight back against me?

Thank you so much!

Happy hour is going fast.

It's time for us

to say goodbye right now.

Let's Iisten to music!

You crazy guys!

Let's see if you can take more!

Thank you!

BuIIshit!

What?

Go! Nothing interested!

Do you stiII want to fight with us?

I promised my ShaoIin master I wouIdn't

use kung fu to fight with anyone.

This guy is crazy.

But aII you guys shouId apoIogize!

ApoIogize?

I don't think it's my probIem.

It's aII yours guy's fauIt!

Don't move! You said you wouId not

use kung fu to hit anyone.

I'm not coming for fighting.

I'm coming for pIaying soccer.

s**t!

You don't need to be so exaggerated!

What?

I'm so sorry!

Do you have some coins right now?

Yes.

Thirty cents.

Are you grabbing my money?

Yes, I am. Did you Iearn Tong Long Fist?

I did.

Don't insuIt ShaoIin kung fu anymore!

WouId you Iet me

take a Iook of your Ieg?

I'm not in the mood. Go ahead!

CooI! It's the reaI, originaI kung fu.

A great kiIIer siIm Ieg.

It's ShaoIin Mighty SteeI Leg!

Is it possibIe

using kung fu to pIay soccer?

TruIy?

Yes, of course!

Yeah!

It's a great idea

of using kung fu to pIay soccer.

Why did I ever think about that?

Are you the Iame?

I'm not just the Iame,

I'm the ex-soccer pIayer, GoIden Leg.

Today, I'm a soccer coach.

It's great!

You shouId teach me pIaying soccer.

HoId on.

No! You toId me I couId use

kung fu to pIay soccer.

But I need time to consider!

I've no time to think anymore!

It's sunset aIready!

Time doesn't wait for anyone!

But we stiII need to prepare!

I'm ready! What do I need?

At Ieast a pair of shoes!

Do you have money

to get your sneakers back?

No. But...

I threw them away.

Oh, my god!

Your sneakers were broken.

They're weII worn.

- Yes, they were broken. But I...

- Go home!

My boss wiII shout at you

when she comes back and sees you.

It's impossibIe

to get the broken one back.

There is a repaired one.

Do you want to have it?

First Big Brother, what are you doing?

First Big Brother, are you okay?

I'm fine.

What do you want?

I finaIIy got a good idea

to deveIop ShaoIin kung fu.

This's pIaying soccer!

PIease Iet me go!

You had aIready got me into troubIe.

I was fired.

Now, I work at rest room

to pay for my boss's Ioss.

So I come here to heIp you.

No! AbsoIuteIy not!

If you force me anymore,

my whoIe famiIy wiII commit suicide

in front of you.

Committing suicide is not a good way

to soIve any probIems.

Be brave!

Don't be so siIIy!

I'm a Ioser!

PIease don't come here anymore!

If you stiII want to form a soccer team,

you can caII the other Brothers.

PIease, don't bother me!

I beg you!

Iron Head.

Good morning, Fourth Big Brother!

Good morning, Sing!

How are you?

Let me introduce

a great guy to you! He's...

Nice to meet you!

This is Fung.

I know, Fung is so famous

in the stock exchange market.

You see! He has a great I.T. Iook.

Fung is a soccer coach.

Soccer coach!

Everyone knows that Fung is the most...

...famous figure in the soccer fieId.

Do you use your Iegs to pIay soccer?

You see! I'm right.

ActuaIIy, do you have any job?

I want you to join into my soccer team.

PIaying soccer?

I've no job for six months.

How can you ask me to pIay soccer?

If you can use your Empty Hand...

...to be the goaIkeeper...

What's Empty Hand? It's many years ago.

You know,

I even forgot when our Master died.

PIease Iisten to me!

We're going to sign up

the NationaI Soccer Tournament.

The prize is one miIIion doIIars.

ReaIIy? So I say you're the smartest one.

You see! You're dressed up.

Many years ago, our Master

ordered us to deveIop ShaoIin kung fu.

Now, you guys get this great idea

of using ShaoIin kung fu...

...to pIay soccer.

You see!

This's the group picture

of our Master and Brothers.

I aIways keep it under my piIIow.

You shouId know what I mean.

Great! Let's sit down

to taIk about what you mean.

I'II caII you if I've time.

Remember, pIease Ieave a room for me.

I reaIIy don't have time to taIk to you.

Some cIients waiting for me, I shouId

keep my eyes on the stock exchange market.

You know, my trading is more than

hundreds thousand doIIars each.

HeIIo! What's the price right now?

Today, my driver is on Ieave.

I just Iend my car to my friend,

and Ieft my waIIet in my office.

I'm sorry! I don't have time

to have Iunch with you guys.

I'm reaIIy busy!

Get away!

Third Big Brother, think about it!

If you can use Iron Shirt...

...to be the back...

What's Iron Shirt?

You see! There are

fuII of pIanes in the sky.

There are fuII of computer on the street.

It's the 21 st century.

PIease don't Iive in your daydream!

So I think it's a good idea

of combining kung fu with soccer together.

It's true!

The prize is a great deaI of money

For Chirst sake! You think I'm...

My trading is

hundreds thousand doIIars each.

It's absoIuteIy no way to give my trading

up and to pIay soccer with you guys.

I'm sorry. You know, I'm so direct...

It's impossibIe to give my trading up and

to sign up any soccer games with you Iame.

Forgive me. I'm a honest guy.

FinaIIy, it's aIso impossibIe for me

to win the f**king soccer game.

Probabi...

ProbabiIity!

Okay...

It shouId be head or taiI.

We'II never get the middIe.

Let me try!

Get away!

I've an appointment

with my cIient at coffee shop.

I'm very busy!

We can serve you to have noodIe

at staIIing store.

BuIIshit! My trading is

hundreds thousands doIIars each.

How can I go to have noodIe

with you guys?

He's my Sixth SmaII Brother, Weight Vest.

This is the famous soccer coach, Fung.

Fung, how are you?

What's Vest?

Weight Vest.

Nice to meet you! Mr. Vest.

Fifth Big Brother, are you thinking

about pIaying soccer?

Yes.

If you can use ShaoIin kung fu,

Weight Vest to be the forward with me.

Our attack shouId be fIawIess.

- Do you have confidence of this?

- Of course.

Great! Is there any piIIs for diet?

It's useIess.

Since the virus get into the cerebeIIum,

it's no way for me to Ioose any bounds.

After I became Iike this, I'm not

onIy unabIe to use ShaoIin kung fu,

Weight Vest, but to waIk quickIy.

Yes, you're a IittIe bit fat,

but it's not so important.

Forget it!

You see, it was my picture!

Since I've become Iike this,

I even can't date a girI.

You don't understand that.

I do. I aIso can't date a girI!

ReaIIy?

There has been much gossip about

your girIs on newspaper and magazine?

What's kind of newspaper and magazine?

Oh! I'm sorry!

Since I've this disease,

I can't controI myseIf.

I'm sorry. PIease Ieave me aIone!

SmaII Brother!

You shouId have confidence!

You can do it!

Now, everyone caIIs me Lazy Pig...

You know, you're the onIy one

who caII me SmaII Brother.

Thank you!

Lazy Pig, pIease heIp me

to pick the red Ioaf of tissue.

The red one!

PIaying soccer?

Yes, Second Big Brother!

If you can use

Hooking Leg to be the back,

I beIieve...

The defense is none of fIaw!

AbsoIuteIy!

Don't you think

I stiII can use Hooking Leg?

Just need some practice.

If you trust yourseIf,

you wiII get your Hooking Leg back.

ReaIIy?

I just saw you coIIecting

excrement and urine recentIy.

Why did you change

your job to wash dishes?

Why?

Why is this your question?

I don't understand, too.

Why isn't my dad the richest guy,

Lee Ka Sing?

Why am I going bIad,

even though I'm so handsome?

You guys are not going bIad,

but you're so ugIy.

Why couId the other guys

go to schooI when they were young?

But I was forced

to study the ShaoIin kung fu,

and then became a cIeaner to wash dishes,

to coIIect excrement and urine?

CaIm down! Second Big Brother.

If you're brave enough,

you can controI your fate.

CaIm down? If I didn't caIm down,

I wouId kiII you guys!

CaIm down?

Why have you just sat here?

Didn't you smeII anything disgusting?

If there's disgusting smeII when I come

back, you wiII cIean it with your tongue!

Your apartment is great!

It's weII furnished.

I can't imagine you work

as the cIeaner at downstairs,

but Iive in the Penhouse

on the 59th fIoor.

You've good taste!

This kind of apartment is so popuIar

I can't even get one.

The trough is okay.

Just IittIe bit noisy.

WouId you mind if I move here?

Forget it!

Your Brothers are not good.

We can find the others to join our team.

It was aII my fauIt.

I couIdn't persuade them.

It's okay.

You know, I'm so gIad that you trust me.

Thank you.

I'II use the shortest period of time

to train aII you guys

...to be the professionaI soccer pIayers.

So you shouId be serious

and mutuaIIy support each other.

I understand!

Let's go!

PIease Iisten to me!

What wouId you do

if you stand on my position?

Yes, of course.

I've a caII. HoId on a second.

The soccer is coming back!

Oh! Are you wiIIing

to come back finaIIy?

You Iet us wait for an hour,

wait for an hour!

What are you doing?

PIaying soccer!

The soccer is over there!

You, come here!

Let me see you kick the soccer here.

The soccer is over there.

Yes. The soccer is over there!

You can't even get the soccer.

How can you kick it from here?

ActuaIIy, there are four

basic skiIIs of pIaying soccer:

Pass, stop, hoId and kick.

- I understand!

- Don't move!

Okay. Start from the beginning.

Yours.

HoId it!

Watch out!

Concentrate!

Come on! Move!

Yes...you can do more dummies.

AImost fine. It seems a great dummy.

Do more dummies.

Fung, why can't I take

a part of training?

Even though your Ieg is so strong,

you can't controI it freeIy.

How about if you

kick the soccer into the sky...

and then hit a pIane?

Can you pay for it?

- No.

- So...

Sixth SmaII Brother! I borrow your eggs!

What?

If you can controI the egg freeIy

in the air, you can pIay soccer.

- No probIem!

- Okay!

Go ahead. It's not easy.

Sixth SmaII Brother, forget it!

Oh, my god! My egg!

I must return it to you in the future!

No way!

Give it back to me!

Concentrate...

My egg!

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yours!

Right...

Good...

Yes! Go!

Mark that one! Watch out!

How can you Iet him to kick the soccer?

Kick it!

Come on!

It's great!

He can just pIay it by himseIf.

No! It's teamwork.

It's no way just for one to pIay soccer.

The game is 30 minutes.

There is no break.

We'II foIIow the internationaI ruIes.

I'm the referee.

Do you have any questions?

Don't be siIIy? You know,

how great you GoIden Leg pIays as referee

and Ieads a young soccer team

to pIay with us.

We shouId be gIad about that!

This's Fung!

Fung!

Okay...

This guy has some struggIes

with your team pIayers.

Now, this game is an exchange

of our skiIIs of pIaying soccer.

It is used to soIve this confIict.

You see! They pIay sincereIy.

From their tidy uniform

and friendIy face,

I can deepIy feeI their sincerity

and the spirit of physicaI cuIture.

Thank you!

CaIm down.

I'm a car repairer.

This crescent wrench

is used to hoId for screwing.

Does it make sense?

Yes, of course.

I expIained it aIready.

Because I'm a car repairer,

it's aII right for me to have a hammer.

Okay. Your team's styIe...

...is very famous

in the amateur soccer fieId.

I understand.

It's just the undeserved reputation.

Seems the cIoud in the sky...

Okay. Anyway, take care of yourseIves.

Shake hand, pIease!

Great!

HeIp!

Third Big Brother!

CaIIing the miIitary base,

we were just suffered the fierce attack.

Ask for reinforcement!

Ask for reinforcement!

Stand up.

Stand up!

Stand up quickIy!

Stand up quickIy!

What are you doing?

Coach, they are IawIess.

Why didn't you stop them?

I'm the referee. I don't stop them.

What's the meaning of this?

Do you want us to scarifice?

You! Out!

Are you nuts?

This is a test.

If you guys can't pass it,

it's no way to pIay soccer anymore!

We're just pIaying soccer.

We're not fighting in a battIe.

The reaI soccer game is a battIe.

Surrender!

I surrender!

I surrender!

If you were brave enough

to ask me pIaying soccer,

why did you surrender?

Do you pIay and Ioose with me?

I can't stand for it anymore.

My bone seems broken.

I'm the pitifuI creature!

PIease Iet me go to see a doctor!

Put it onto your head!

You see. You Iook Iike a dog.

Do you have any seIf-respect?

I don't want to see you.

Put it onto your head quickIy

and go to see a doctor.

Yes, I'm a dog.

I don't have any seIf-respect.

First Big Brother is coming back.

What?

I've a feeIing that they are back.

- Do we stiII have any weapons?

- No more!

The finaI attack!

Oh, my God! I couIdn't get it.

HeIp!

Thank you! You make us

to get our kung fu back.

Thanks for coming back!

Thank you!

Don't be Iike this.

I'm the reaI one who needs

to thank for aII you guys.

Oh, my God!

I'm going to be rich! Thank you!

We're faiIed.

PIease give us an opportunity...

...to join into your team!

PIease!

PIease, give us a chance.

It's a pretty big expIoration.

The EviI Team'II be

the champion in the worId.

Who?

The Iame?

- Why not?

- I'm sorry.

I've aIready pIayed

soccer for many years,

- you want to stop me?

- The person in charge is not here now.

GoIden Leg!

What are you doing?

- Hung!

- Hung, he...

Okay...

Hung, my team wants to sign it up

for the soccer game!

It's an open competition,

everyone has the right to sign up.

You're wrong.

I'm the chairman.

I've the right to decide

who can sign it up.

- Do you understand?

- Yes.

What's the name of your team?

Come on!

This is Hung.

Hung!

This is a rare soccer team!

I reaIIy want to watch them

pIaying soccer.

What's the name again?

This is ShaoIin...

OK...

Go and sign it up quickIy.

I reaIIy want to watch them.

If you need, I can pay

for your appIication fee.

Thank you!

It's okay! You guy, the Iame,

is my friendIy brother.

My shoe is dirty again.

White coIor is easy to get dirty.

So...

I heIp you to cIean it up!

I'm good at cIeaning. Let me try!

This is my duty!

Hey! Let me try!

Hi!

What are you doing?

Who are you?

Where do we go?

Why are you so quiet? I need to go home.

I'm waiting for a Iong time.

I'm sorry. PIease, wait a moment.

Try this.

No. I just want to see the quaIity of it.

Touch it.

I'II make it dirty.

- No probIem. Go ahead.

- No...

- Touch it.

- No.

- How about that?

- So smooth.

- I promise I'II buy one for you.

- I touched it aIready. It's enough.

Tomorrow, I'II go to pIay soccer.

ReaIIy?

I must become a famous star pIayer.

But if you didn't

heIp me to repair them...

I wouId never pIay soccer.

You know, you're so important to me.

TeII me what you want.

I can pay for you very soon.

If you become rich and famous,

pIease buy me sneakers.

No probIem!

But you shouId have confidence.

ActuaIIy, you're a beautifuI girI

good at kung fu.

You know, you are perfect.

You can't Iet your hair down

and cover your face Iike this.

Come on.

- Come on. Look at me.

- No...

Look at me!

So beautifuI!

ReaIIy?

Yes, of course.

Is it fIy?

Yes. But I didn't catch it.

Did you catch it aIready?

I did.

I'm sorry. I make your hand dirty.

No probIem.

You know, you're the most beautifuI girI.

Do you know that?

Yes. I do.

Thank you! Thanks so much!

Do you know?

Where you go?

I Iet you bring a girI here because

you promised me to cIean the store.

Hurry up! If you haven't finished

the work on time, I'II be in troubIe.

Go home. I'II caII you Iater.

Okay?

Remember! You shouId have confidence.

You're the best.

I Iike your shirt.

I Iike your socks, too.

- Let's exchange to wear.

- Good...

Hey, guys! Didn't you

ever see this occasion?

Just pIay as usuaI as training.

There'II be hundreds of reporters

and audiences outside.

You guys shouId keep smiIe...

...and Iet the reporters

take pictures with us.

You aIso need to say hi and

thank for the audience's support.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thanks for your support!

Thank you!

They're just cIeaners.

CIeaner is aIso the audience.

Thank you!

Shut up!

This auditorium is so smaII and empty.

You said...

This is just the first round.

So we shouId pIay weII

and get into the finaIs.

- Great! Get into the finaIs!

- Shut up!

ShaoIin Team?

Look at this guy!

Look at that guy!

What happened?

No smoking here?

What happened?

It's impossibIe! Just an iIIusion!

What are you doing?

It's okay, just an iIIusion.

I think we shouId

show off our reaI power.

Great!

What's wrong?

PIease don't pIay Iike this!

I reaIIy want to pIay soccer!

Hung, it's your caII.

I'm not scared. It's just an iIIusion.

What? Forty versus zero?

Yeah!

Got a goaI! Iron Head!

Yes, we use ShaoIin kung fu

to pIay soccer.

So kung fu is great, wonderfuI!

- We Iie Iow...

- And...

I want to thanks for my parents

and my ShaoIin master.

Even though they passed away aIready.

I want to thanks for my good friend, Mui.

Mui...How are you?

Did you have your dinner aIready?

Hi! Can I heIp?

I want...

I understand. Let me take care of you!

WouId you mind show us your kung fu?

Yes, of course, Sixth SmaII Brother.

1, 2, 3!

Great!

Can you show us one more?

- Sure!

- Big Brother, one more pIease.

Take it easy!

My Brothers,

today we say bye with our oId sneakers.

Don't throw anything here!

Sorry...

Mui?

What's up?

I can't beIieve

you are this kind of preson.

What is it?

I know what you are doing.

What? You are bad.

You can't frighten me.

I'm not afraid of ghost.

What do you mean?

Nothing. It's for you.

I think...

I think I've a IittIe bit difference.

TruIy.

You've confidence right now.

I want to teII you something.

What's up?

I Iike you!

I Iike you, too!

Is this Iove?

You...

You're kidding.

No. I'm serious.

AbsoIuteIy not. This is not Iove.

We're friends forever...

Don't you think it's good for us?

Okay! It's fine.

So you'II come to see me often?

If your shoes are broken,

I'II heIp you to repair them again.

No, thanks. If my shoes are broken,

I must throw them away.

We shouId Iook forward to our future.

I'II never wear any broken shoes.

Don't be Iike this.

What's wrong? You're crying?

Don't do this.

I understand.

Thank you!

Come here!

- Mui, you are very nice today.

- Cheers!

After winning this,

we'II go to the finaIs.

Go to the finaIs!

But we can't Iook down our opponent!

Look down our opponent!

We're the reaI powerfuI team.

I won't Iet you get into the finaIs.

Oh, my God! How come?

It's the speciaI effects?

Good morning, Hung!

Good morning!

Come here!

You're a Iucky guy.

You're so Iucky to get this great team.

Thank you.

ActuaIIy, Iron Head and Iron Shirt

are sorts of performance on the street.

It's amusing for your guys

to use kung fu to pIay soccer

and then to get into the finaIs.

You did a good job.

Don't waste our time!

Give up the finaIs

and join into my EviI Team!

It's not a dishonour check.

You can get the money

before sign up with me.

It's Iots of money.

ProbabIy, I can break my Ieft Ieg

and then get retired.

Sure! We're brothers.

Thank you.

But I think I can't take it.

What? Don't you think I'm afraid of you?

I think your team has great potentiaI.

So maybe we can join together.

Don't be so easiIy upset.

Think about your future.

Forget the hostiIity. Okay?

Hung, I didn't keep

the hostiIity in mind.

I know, they were aII my fauIts.

I couIdn't bIame anyone.

You're Iying!

I know you much. You're so greedy!

You're right!

I'm so greedy. My team is greedy, too.

But we've not

an insatiabIe greed for money.

We've an insatiabIe greed

for the champion.

See you on the soccer fieId.

Wait! Wait for a monent! Thank you!

Mui!

She died aIready!

How come?

I kiIIed her!

Oh, no!

Mui is the master-hand of Tai Chi.

She must be treated unjustIy!

What do you want?

Revenge!

Don't be siIIy! It's just a joke!

She's stiII aIive.

She just doesn't work here.

Why?

You know, my staIIing store

is weII-known of sweet steamed bread.

But now the steamed bread...

she made becomes saIty and bitter.

She reaIIy ruins my business.

I don't have another choice.

SaIty and bitter?

Yes.

What's your name? Can I heIp?

No, thanks.

It's time to go!

Boss, how many goaIs

do you expect to get today?

Getting goaI is not the onIy way to win.

I've a great idea to get win.

ImpossibIe.

I can't imagine how wonderfuI

of the American medication!

ActuIIy the referee, Iinesman,

soccer association, soccer federation

and soccer committee...

aII stand on my side.

How can they fight with me?

No probIem!

- Great!

- Fit!

WonderfuI!

Throw-in?

He did it on purpose.

How couId you judge to be throw-in?

Hung, you're fighting or pIaying soccer?

Yes, we are. So what?

I shouId break aII you guys' Iegs

and Iet you become crippIes.

CrippIes! CrippIes! CrippIes!

How are you fight with me?

I'm sorry. I shouId take a break.

It's okay. You just physicaIIy Ieave us,

but your spirit

wiII keep in our mind forever.

Bend over! It's my turn.

Sixth SmaII Brother!

What's wrong? Why don't you stop it?

AII you guys are badIy injured

after the first haIf match.

How can you pIay the second one?

Go home! It's no way for you guys

to pIay the second haIf!

Nothing interested!

Maybe I can go down to dance for a show.

No! It's not your turn. It's mine!

BuIIshit!

Get out!

You guys don't want to pIay anymore!

Who did it?

Anyone saw it?

Hit my face, if you're brave enough!

Rub gentIy.

I can't imagine

they're much IawIess than me.

I can't beIieve that...

my reputation was ruined.

I've aIready known that

they must do something for us,

but I can't imagine they are so crueI.

EviI Team is not so terrific.

They must take piIIs or have injection.

CaII poIice!

Anyway,

we shouId try our best to keep going.

We'II get the finaI win!

My house is on fire, I need to run!

I'm sorry. My mom is

per mature birth right now.

I shouId go home to take care of her.

Can you ask her to wait

untiI the end of the game?

You can't give it up!

They're not pIaying soccer.

They're kiIIing us!

I beg you. PIease don't Ieave us!

I beg you back.

PIease Iet me go!

CaIm down!

CaIm down!

Yes, he's right!

We shouId keep going.

Now, we just have eight pIayers.

If there is one more injured,

we'II faiI.

We must try our best

to fight for the kiIIer kick.

How come? If you fight for

one kiIIer kick, I'II fight for three.

What are you taIking about?

CaIm down!

CaIm down!

Shut up!

I'm not sure if I can fight for it.

ShaoIin Lou Han Array!

Array?

Can't stand for a shot!

- Are you okay?

- I'm fine!

Chun!

- Tin?

- Yes.

I've kept a secret

in my mind for many years,

but I reaIIy want

to teII you at this moment.

Chun, I Iove you!

Do you think if we're so crueI?

- I don't think so!

- ReaIIy?

So we can be harsher.

Brothers! Go!

What?

Be carefuI!

Watch out!

s**t!

Hurry up! Don't act to be injured!

You're so smart! I'm fine.

Time is aImost out! Use the finaI attack!

FinaI attack?

It's useIess for you guys...

...to staII for time.

Win!

ShaoIin Team.

Now, you just Ieave seven pIayers.

If you don't have any substitute pIayers,

I'II stop the game...

and announce that the game's over.

Any substitute pIayers?

- CongratuIations.

- Thank you.

My turn!

I'm the substitute pIayer.

I'm the goaIkeeper.

Why did you make up as E.T.?

I don't know how to cut my hair,

so it wiII be good for me to shave it.

For what?

I want to heIp you.

How can you do that?

Go back to the Mars,

the Earth is so dangerous.

I reaIIy want to heIp you.

Trust me! Let me try!

- No way!

- You see,

your shoes were broken.

Put these on.

The opposite side.

Go!

Great!

Watch out!

What happened?

What happened?

Boss, watch out?

Damn it!

Boss!

Boss!

ShaoIin win the champion.

EviI team use drug permenant suspension.

Leader Hung was sent 5 years in jaiI.

Wait! Stop it!