All units, All Units code three persuit of 211
White S.U.V heading East on Alameda service road.
Suspects, three Aisian males.
request backup immediately
Be advised, shots fired! shots fired.
Hancock
What boy?
Bad guys.
What do you want a cookie?
Get the Hell out of my face.
a**hole
what?
You heard me.
a**hole!
Watch out!
(Over radio)
Hancock is in the car and he appears
to be negotiating with the gunmen
shhhh shhh shhhhhhh
Fellas, fellas
I don't give a s**t what
you did. I dont care.
Three guys in the car with
no girls, Rave music
hey, I'm not going to judge
but if you dont pull over and give
yourselves over quietly
I swear to Christ. Your head is going
up the drivers a**
His head, is going up your a** and
you drew the short stick
cause your head is going up my a**.
(Hellicopter Radio)
We've just confirmed there is
chaos here on the 105
Konichiwa
Whait! I'm not Japanese man.
Let us down.
Oh, now you speak the English
huh?
Speak English now?
You broke my Glasses
I'm sorry.
Take my Ray-Bans.
just put us down.
Huh?
You want down?
Ahhh.
I'm real good at down.
I'm Real good at down
Alrite?
Alrite!
This, Hancocks latest act of so-called
heroics
took a hefty financial toll.
Initial estimates are said to top
Nine Million dollars
Which, if accurate, represents a
personal record for the notoriously
publisity shy Hancock.
Who, as usual, cant be reached
for comment
(On TV)
With all the cracks in the streets,
the fires, the water damage, the fires
L.A. would be a lot better off if this guy
would just leave and let us
get on with our jobs.
He's never asked us for a badge
He's never worked with us in any
capacity
what so-ever. Zero
I dont mind if he could just
do it somewhere else.
New York maybe!
Let them tussel with him for a
while.
What the hell is the crane doing there?
Move the...
The crane's not gonna help idiot!
Iwill break my foot off in your
a** woman
This Hancock guy, is surely on
some kind of mission and he's using
our city to beat himself up for reasons
known only to him....
Sir. Ray Embry
Ray. Pleasure
So?
Ray's like the Bono of P.R.
Actually, Bono is like the Bono of P.R.
but i do try
Well... Lets see it.
Ok
I'll get right into it.
Goodmorning everyone
I'm here to talk to you about
charitable giving
ok and we all know the way that
that works is you give one maybe
two percent of your net cash and you
get and arm band or a wrist band
or a ribbon or whatever it is
It's nowhere near enough
and thats why we, at Embry Publicity
would like to offer you..
The All Heart symbol.
Now..
you would be among a very select
group
of corporate giants to bare this logo
on your product
and what this would say to the
public
is that your company, Phara Thompsis,
Has made a radical contribution..
to helping our world. And here's
all you need to do to qualify.
Your new T.B. drug, Micodine,
we would like you to give that
product away
for free.
Did you say free?
I did.
Only to those that really need it.
Only to those who, without it,
would other wise die.
well, it is a concept thats up there with..
leathal side affects
Mandatory product recall.
Get indicted, go to jail
Get out, work at IHop for the
rest of your life
Understandable reactions.
A radical concept but.
It is the brand that represents a
fairer and better world
The brand that everyone
is talking about
Who is everyone?
We do already have a sports franchise.
NFL? MBA? MLB?
Soccer.
MLS?
Which team?
Well, It's a local team.
Inceno Hurricanes.
My sons team.
Anyway...
We can save the world.
Alright. Someones just gotta go first
What do you say?
Are you a crackpot?
Hey hun. You're probably at the
store
I am on my way.
I think i made a connection
Not really... Listen, tell
Arron that i'm coming and I
Damnit!
And I want some meatballs ok?
I need some Spagetti madness and
I'll see you in about 20 minutes.
Hey, What is it National Horn
Day?
Idiot.
Hey.
Hey!
HEY!!
Move it theres a train
coming!
You dont hear that horn?
Lets go I gotta train...
Move it!!
Back your car up
Theres a train
I cant go anywhere.
Get out!
Son of a b*tch!
Fix the handle Ray
fix the handle.
(Train Engineer)
Get off the tracks. Move!!!
You alrite?
You sure?
(Crowd yelling)
Ahhh s**t.
I'm alrite.
I'm ok.
All you people.
Blocking the intersection...
You're all idiots.
you're the one that threw the dudes
car at her.
And whats withe the train?
Why did'nt you just go strait up
into the air with the car?
Yeah! Go strait up.
You've obviously injured that poor woman
(crowd)
Yeah!
She's right.
She should sue you!
OK.. Well, you should sue McDonalds
cause they fucked you up alrite.
(crowd jeering)
And I can smell that liquor
on your breath.
Cause I've been drinking b*tch!
You're a drunk
And a bum.
(crowd continues to jeer)
(Whistle)
Shut Up!!!
Dont you people understand?
I get to go home and see my family.
I should be dead right now.
Right here.
Yeah, he could have gone strait up
Obviously you should have gone strait up.
you know, and I was upside down
for the train. But umm...
No.
Thank you.
Thank you very much Hancock.
Thank you.
Thank you Hancock.
You're not flying by the Valley
are you?
Alrite, one guy will be right here.
when he hikes the ball...
when he says hike...
You gotta drop back...
Great.
Thank you.
I say the driveway would
have been better but..
What's going on dad?
Hey buddie.
Daddy's had a little bit of a day..
look at you huh..
I want you to meet somebody.
This guy here dragging the car
into the driveway
Who's this?
Hancock!
Thats right.. Hancock, this is my
boy Arron.
Oh my God, Ray?
What happened to the car?
Oh boy, you would not have believed it
I came this close to getting hit by
a train.. If it wasn't for that guy..
he saved my life.
Hancock, this is my wife Marry.
Believe it or not pal, I almost kissed
a train today.. Saw my whole life
flash before my eyes
He saved your life?
He sure did. Thank you.
Yeah, you good?
I'm good yes.
Keep it off the tracks.
I will. Definately.
One Second.. umm, Hancock you eat
yes? Human food?
Yes.
You like meatballs?
No. Arron, sweetheart, he has to go
and do other things.
I love meatballs.
Who's so busy they cant have a meal huh?
And it's on us. Please?
I'm not even gonna take no for
an answer get inside the house
Why do you have an eagle
on your head?
uhhhh?
Do you like eagles?
This guy is like a little talking
machine huh?
We don't have a lot of guests
over.
Look at that huh.. Hun, Is
the heat on?
No?
Alright.
We started Spagetti madness about
two years ago. we do it every Thursday
and we havent missed a Thursday in...
Ever.
Oh? ever, Thats a long time.
Yes sir.
Very long time.
Thats some good meatballs boy.
Arron.
Mama's calling you.
yes maam?
No. His name is Arron.
Hey, Arron pal, How was school
today huh?
Fine.
Yeah? No more problems with that
bully Michael?
Michele.
Michele huh?
Yeah, it's French
Michele, Hancock is this..
Hancock? Michele is this neighborhood
bully. We've been trying to teach Arron
about conflict resolution.
hmmm...
Know what i mean?
Yeah, Turn the other cheek
and all that?
Thats exactly right.
uh huh, Well just dont ever turn
that one alrite.
Never let them punk you.
Got it.
Ok Arron. Eat your food.
The way you deal with bullies is you
take you right foot...
bring it right up.. catch him
in his little piss punk.
You dont have to do that honey.
ok?
It's a good idea.
You aim strait..
Make sure he cant use that thing for
nothing but a flap to keep the dust
out of his buttcrack.
Ok, Please.
Just stop. Michele is not a man.
He's a little boy ok. And his parents
happen to be going through a really
bad divorce and
thats why he's acting up.
And maybe you dont know this but
not everything in this world gets
resolved by brute force
Not everything has to be bang, scream,
blood, more blood.
there is just so much distruction..
Angel!
She watches so much news...
That sometimes it gets to be
a little too much.
you got a toilet?
yup.
Yeah, just past the fridge.
Did he... Just take the wiskey
bottle to the bathroom?
Do you want him to kill
us all?
Thanks for coming on in.
Good right?
Very. Yeah. Yeah.
You want to say goodbye to him?
Goodbye Hancock.
Hey, Alright little buddy.
Ahhhhhh!
Are you ok?
Yeah. It was a joke
Come on Arron.
Sorry, I was just trying to...
He got it. She didnt get it
I owe you more than I can say
you gave my life back to me today.
Just hear me out for one second..
I'd like to return the favor.
Do you know what i do for a living?
I'm in public relations. You know what
thats is?
Of course you do.
We're image consultants. We change
the way people see products, companies
People and all that
and I see you on the news, out there today
and it can't feel good that people
you know.. Hate you.
It's ahh.. Good to meet you Ray.
Im sorry but, hear me out but
people should love you
They really should okay?
Now I want to deliver that for you.
that's the least I could do.
You're a Super Hero .
kids should be running up to you
asking you for your autograph.
People should be cherring you in the streets
you know?
What the hell are you pricks looking at?
uh no no no, shhh...
no no it's alright
no no they are not pricks
they're just the people.
But, I just want you to give
me just one short pitch.
you know.. that's all I ask
Okay?
You use... put it under here?
Ha...
How about there?
Email me.. whatever..
fly on over I dont know.
I'll let you think about it.
ok? you just be carefull buddy.
I'll let you sleep on it alrite?
You get back to me?
I'll be right here.
Alright Please don't stare you guys.
He's kind of one of us.
(dog barking)
So what about All Heart?
It's a non starter babe
You know..
I'm chasing wind mills with that and
maybe I can't change the world
but I can change this guy's life
and you know Just think about
all the good he can do
I think your just wasting
your time with this guy.
You really hate him.
Hate? I don't hate him,Ray.
I don't even know the guy.
just look at the news,
you can see what he does.
I think he just needs people
to care, you know?
You see the good in everybody Ray,
even sometimes when it's not there.
I have a feeling about this,
don't work with the guy.
I know this kind of guy,
he breaks things.
(Slow Violin music)
(Regae Music)
My bad, everybody alright?
(I'm going to get my Mommie)
French accesnt..
He is an a**hole!
What's your name boy?
Michele.
ooo.. do you, you know Arron?
Wee, la petit a**hole.
Well ahh...
Seems to be a pretty good kid.
I just want to ask you to
lay off him a little bit.
Why a**hole?
You're gonna stop calling me that.
a**hole.
That's not my name.
Assssshole.
Call me an a**hole one more time.
(whispering) asssho..
Michele screaming.
How 'bout you thickness?
googles?
Hancock, you son of a gun.
I knew you'd come.
Ask Mary, I had a feeling.
Yeah, Yeah.
I said he heard me and hes ready for a change.
Right, right.
You do this?
You come in a little hot?
I'll.. I'll meet you in the house.
See. This is a grat place to start.
I know you dont drive...
Ahh Damnit.
Michele screaming
Alrite, alrite. You'll be alrite.
Daaad.. Daddy...
Mommy..
Stop crying punk a**. Go ahead.
Not ok.
He's alrite.
Really not ok.
This is some of the stuff
we're going to work on.
How do think that conversation is
going to go down with his mom?
landing like that in the street
is also on the uncool side.
naaa, that was already like
that when i got here.
I live here.
I know what the streets look like.
we're just gonna make those
problems of the past.
Im going to teach you how to
interface with the public.
Where's the wife?
Ahh, Marry took Arron
to his soccer game.
Hancock,
Pulled some stuff up on YouTube.
A supprising large amount of not great
stuff on you but it's gonna be helpfull
What is this?
Thats me trying to change the world.
Unfortunatly not doing real well.
come on. Lets get to you.
This stuff was on YouTube.
Now, everybody loves a Nutty Buddy
I get it.
But this doesnt work sir.
Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy.
(kids creaming)
Mom, Mom, MOM!!!
Those are...
Children.
Get that camera out of my
face.
You ever uh...
put out an appartment
fire Ray?
No. I've never done that.
I'm in P.R.
My a** was hot.
Alright. How 'bout this?
This is Walter, the grey whale
everybody remembers him
stuck on the beach in MonteZuma
Along comes Hancock...
I dont even remember that. Yeah.. Greenpeace
Does. Walter does.
This all gets redundant after a while,
but my basic diagnosis of your
fundamental problem is..
Wanna hear it?
No.
You're and a**hole
I know. I call it like I see it though.
It's not a crime to be an a**hole
but it's very counterproductive.
Not a crime but you are an a**hole.
dont you think?
Be careful.
Alright, How about this?
I've been thinking about something. This
kinda goes to how you present yourself.
Come on, Really?
It's the middle of the day.
What springs to mind...
When you see this?
Homo
How 'bout that?
Homo in red
Norwegian homo.
I'll give ya that.
Let's move past the comics.
Lets get into something deaper
I think... That deap down you behave
badly because you are lonely
I think deep down you want
peoples acceptance.
come on now, you save peoples
lives and they reject you
so you reject them back.
and we're switch that cycle. We're
gonna start fresh, start new.
This is outstanding. If you turn
some of this power into will-power
Hey Hancock!
We almost won.
Yeah we did. ok, up stairs. I'm
making lunch. Go change.
Hey sweetheart.
were you watching the news?
No. we've been working on Hancock
enterfacing with the public.
enterfacing with the public.
This has been on all day.
(on tv)
The law, is the law Mr. Hancock.
And you are not above it.
Felony distruction of property
Amounting to tens of millions of dollars,
theft and now this.
From where i sit... I see a selfish self
absorbed man,
With a lot of mussle, but no regard for
anyone but yourself.
Mr Hancock. Let me remind you. You
are not above the law.
You have failed to show at over 600
subpoenas and civil suits.
Anybody else would be held in contempt.
But, Oh no, not you.
You may be a super-hero but let
me tell you this.
You're not nearly as strong as the
U.S. Constitution.
Bank on it buddy!
Genious. Things just got real.
This is exactly what we needed.
This is perfect. Right now there is a D.A.
trying to figure out how to come up here
and put you in jail.
b*tch can try.
I say you go.
People take you for granted you know?
We gotta make people miss you.
People don't like you Hancock.
(Arron) I do.
Two weeks. You know? The public will be
clammering for you. When they do..
We'll be ready. And uh, worst case scenario is
I'm wrong and you just fly out of there.
what do you have to lose ?
(Crowd Clammering)
I apologise to the people of Los Angeles.
But my behavior has been improper
and i accept the consequences.
I ask my fellow Angelinos for their
patience and understanding.
(crowd yelling)
You're and a**hole!
Life here can be difficult for me.
After-all I'm the only one of my kind.
During my incarceration I will be
partisapating in Alcohol and
anger management treatment.
You deserve better from me. I can
be better. I wiil be better.
Give me the hand playboy.
Oh, I get it.
I put some uh.. well most
of you in here.
(Inmate agreeing)
I can understand you feeling some
kind of way about that.
Uh.. so... I'm gonna do me. And I'm
gonna let you do you
I.. I.. Dont want no trouble.
Alright?
I just want to go to my cell.
Excuse me.
Excuse me please.
If you don't move..
Your head is going up his a**.
(Inmates all laughing)
Ya'll fellas sure you want to
ride this train?
Choo Choo a**hole.
ohh.
(pants ripping)
(crowd)
Ohhhhhhh!!!
(Theme from Sanford And Son playing)
Did you shove one man's
head up another man's a**?
alright we are gonna circle back to that.
The DA's office wants your
sentence to run 8 years.
it's a big number, but not something
we didn't anticipate
you know our plan is to..
what are you doing?
Hey hey hey hey hey!
it sounded like you said they want
me to spend 8 years in this shithole?
8 years is more like 4 1/2
with good behavior
but it's erelavant' beacause with
you out of the picture
and with the crime rate
going up through the roof
The D.A. and the cops are going to
call for your immedate release
and they are going to demand it.
They 're gonna ask you..
Where you going? Hey!
Stop right there.
Hancock. Hancock!
Get Back!
You're a coward!
Who you talking to Ray?
I'm talking to you!
Who you talking to Ray?
Stop pretending that you dont care.
You've got a calling. You're a hero
Hancock. You're going to be
miserable the rest of your life
Untill you accept that.
Trust me. Trust this plan. This
process Just stay in here
When they call, A hero is
what we are going to give them.
How we gonna do that Ray?
Aright guys uh.. Lets start sharing.
Don?
Yeah.
You had something?
Yeah I.. I uh.. think i might have
had a little bit of a break-through
Good for you.
Yeah, I realize that breaking necks is easy
but uh.. I'm sitting there
and i'm stairing at myself in the mirror
and I thought...
This is tough.
ha ha ha
Why do you always laugh?
Picturing you look at the mirror
scares the s**t out of me.
Everytime i'm talking it
completely ruins the cycle.
lets watch the cross talk.
Ok?
I'm not gonna share anymore
if he keeps doing that.
no no no no no no
Keep sharing. Lets move on.
Mr. Hancock?
Do you want to share today?
Pass.
your landing is your first impression
it's your supre-hero handshake
Dont come in so hot ok?
Dont come in too drunk.
And dont come in and land on a
100 thousand dollar Mercedes alright?
People have to be happy that you've arrived.
Mr. Hancock, you share?
Pass
So you've used the door.
The building is still intact.
People are happy that you've arrived.
They feel safe now.
There's an officer there
and he’s done a good job
So you might want to tell him
he’s done a good job.
What the hell did I have to come for Ray,
if he’s done a good job?
(Inmates chatter)
Man. Oh come on man...
(Radio announcer)
KBLA Radio AM 850
Today’s big story is no surprise here...
Hancock. What’s your take?
(Male voice)
I for one have had enough of this guy
I’m glad he is doing time around bars
And I hope they don’t let him off easy
Let my cousin Pookie out.
You know I see you don’t wear a bullet
proof vest security officer
And I respect your courage
Because bullets don’t bounce of you
they bounce off me
(Female Voice)
This city is being run be gangs and drug dealers
Hancock is the only guy that makes
them shake in there boots
He doesn’t always tie a pretty ribbon
around it but he gets the job done
Besides he’s hot!
Let me hear you say it.
Let me hear you say good job.
G...
Go...
Mr. Hancock, would you like to share?
Pass
Gooooooo d
Goo od
Go od J
Go od Jo
Go od jooooob
Good job
Jail watch day 5
And True to his word
Hancock remains incarcerated
Meanwhile crime is still on the rise
LAPD is recording increases
of up to 30% in the last 5 days
that Hancock has been behind bars
Hancock!!! Hey Hancock!!!
Hey little buddy.
We brought you something.
Hey Hey
Hey what’s up Hancock?
Whoo!!
Where’s uh, where’s Ray?
No it’s just us
Ray’s working.
Aaron really wanted to come and see you So we
just dropped by with some Spaghetti madness
Ha ha.. I should probably let the guard
check for keys and…
No no
Okay, here you go
Alright you brought me meatballs uh?
Dig in.
Aw man look at that…look at that
That’s a good meatball
Thanks Hancock
Ray’s a good man.
Whatever this is your
doing, don’t let him down
okay?
Okay, Well we should probably go buddy
Already?
Yeah, I said...
I wanna stay with Hancock
Sweetheart we have to go
Come on, say goodbye to Hancock
Here Hancock, it’s my favorite one
And I want you to have it
That was very sweet.
Come here
Mr. Hancock, would you like to share?
Pass
(talking indistinctly)
(soft music)
For when they call
I ain’t wearing that Ray
Yes you are
Oh no I’m not
No, you are
Actually I’m not Ray
You think you’re not but you are.
I will fight crime butt a** naked
Before I fight it in that Ray
You know you have fought naked,
we’ve got that That’s on You tube.
Hancock, this is a uniform
A uniform represents purpose
Doctors, police men, firemen,
right? Right..
It represents a calling...
It’s been 2 weeks.
yeah?
Nobody out there is missing me Ray
Just be patient, you got to trust
me on this Alright?
(Guard)
perimeter breech Perimeter breach
alarm sounds
(inmates yelling)
Mr. Hancock, it’s your share
pass
Come on man try it, let it out
Come on John
(all) come on
I don’t have nothing
There’s nothing on your mind
Come on John.. Do it do it
It’s not fair
It feels good to release man
Let it heal. Come on man try it
Come in here all these days and you
don’t have anything to share?
I’m uh Hancock and I uh drink and stuff
Alright Thanks for sharing
Okay
Thank you
Appreciated it
Let’s all clap
(clapping and cheering)
(door unlocking)
Hey, Hancock… Come on get up
Grunting
You got a phone call.
Take a message.
It’s the Chief of Police.
Says he needs your help
(News Reporter)
The trapped officer’s husband is
Working with…
Indistinct..
He was killed last year in Iraq
Leaving her 2 small children
We are waiting for the latest news
But apparently there are 3 suspects
And talks are....
What’s going on?
(gun fire)
Let them have it. Stay down
Stay down
Yelling, gun fire and screams
Stay down!! Get down!!
(Machine gun fire)
Let’s go…Everybody gotta get back
Back back MOVE!!
Got perimeter set up on the north, east
and south sides The west side is open
Here we go.. Don’t break the building
Don’t break the building
What?
It’s a little tight
Whatcha got?
Bank job. Got at least 8 hostages,
and 4 bad guys
Got an officers pinned down and
we can’t get to her.
They been spraying the hell out of
us all morning.
And they got some kind of heavy artillery
50 caliber or bigger.
I don’t know if that matters to you?
I’m good
Oh…ummm…
Good Job.
Good job really good job
(lots of gun fire)
It’s Hancock!!
Take him out
Good job.
Do I have permission to touch you body?
Yes!!!
It’s not sexual
Not that you’re not an attractive woman
Actually you are a very attractive woman
And maybe...
Get me the hell out of here!!!!
He’s on the move
He’s moving he’s moving
Good job
Hancock?
Good Job.
You said that
I need you to end this now!
Check the flanks
Secure the perimeter
Spread out
They’re gonna come around back
(Glass breaking,screams)
What happened to him?
Where’d he go?
Where’d he go?
What is happening?
I heard you was in the slammer.
Out early.
Why’s that?
Good behavior.
Do you know what this is?
Umm… I’m guessing it is some kind of
detonator type deal.
Its 8 pounds of C4 strapped to each
and every on of them
This is spring loaded dead mans switch
If my thumb comes off it…
BOOM!!
And now since we had a little change of plan
Between the police showing up
and you sucking out all my associates
I want you to break into the vault
You’ll find ¾ ton pallets with small bills inside
30 million dollars
Wow
And you’re gonna carry it for me
You’re gonna get me safely away from
here with the money
Or else they will be cleaning up these
hostages with a mop
I’m gonna have to say no to that
Ahh… I’m really trying to
turn over a new leaf.
I will blow up this entire building you a**hole
I really don’t like that word
I will blow them sky high and their blood will be on your hands
Do you hear me a**hole!
Call me an a**hole One more time
a**...
(screams)
Keep your hand on that trigger.
Good job
No... You a good job
(One man claps)
(Crowd claps and cheers)
wow
Woo ha-ha!!!!!!
There he is right there
Say hi to your fans.
Thought that was your job.
Here we go
Thank you
Thank you
Smile
Hey boy, they will let anybody in here
Hi Hancock meet these guys
This is Mike Kilborn and Jeremy Emerald
Huge fan insane
These guys are partners in the biggest ad
firm the west coast
You never call
Actually I have called, several times
Water under the bridge man
Could you guys get use to this or what?
How’d you two meet?
Umm.. I was married once before
First wife, a she died giving birth to Aaron
That’s another dinner, but I’ll.. But umm…
So there I am,
I’m with this beautiful little baby and
I don’t know what the hell to do and
I was in the super market and I’m in
the baby aisle
and I got a brand of diapers in each hand
and I’m staring at them like I don’t know how
I’m going to get thorough the day
And Angel (laughing)
Sees me
She knew and she gave this look
And even in the trance I was in
I knew that somebody; somewhere...
was throwing me a little rope
Well starting that day I put my life back together.
Right?
You’re drunk.
so? Come here.
What about you buddy?
You’re from another planet, aren’t you?
Naw man, I’m from Miami.
You didn’t come in on like a meteor or …?
Nope, woke up in a hospital, first thing I remember.
Government hospital, yes? Experimenting on you and
No Ray, regular ole Miami emergency room.
Come on?
Yeah a my a my a skull was fractured.
They told me I tried to stop a mugging...
Somebody knocked you out?
I guess I was a regular guy before and
when I woke up I was changed.
The hospital nurse tried to put a
needle in my arm and
It just broke against my skin
and then my skull healed in like an hour
Doctors were astounded
And umm they wanted to know my story
Just like you but, I couldn’t tell them
I don’t know who I am
Amnesia.
You know the blow to the head
Yeah well that’s what they figured
You don’t remember anything?
The only thing I had in my pocket was
bubble gum and 2 movie tickets
Boris Karloff, Frankenstein
But no ID, nothing
I went to sign out and the uhh nurse
asked me for my John Hancock
So I actually thought that’s who I was
How come I didn’t hear any of this, read
about it in any newspapers?
It was probably in the papers
about 80 years ago
80 years ago
Oh.. I don’t, I don’t age.. This is it.
That’s nice.
Gotta wonder though
What kind of Bastard must I have been
That nobody was there to claim me?
I mean I’m not the most charming guy in the world
So I’ve been told, but..
Nobody?
That didn’t tire you out at all coming up the stairs?
Not really
you could’ve just flown me up the stairs
wooo, I could have done with out that.
Let’ get your shoes off here.
Alright but that’s all you’re getting
off me though, haha
You believe in me, don’t you Hancock?
Of course Ray, I believe in you.
Help me up here
Listen to me this is important
“Cause I believe in you know and I and
You’re gonna do great
You’re gonna fix everything
You get some sleep Ray
You sleep tight too
Hancock, tucking me in
Alright he’s asleep
Damn babysitter never cleans up after herself
You have a bruise on your hand
You, you should go
It’s getting late
If Ray finds out about me...
You’re dead
(whistling)
Joan, we’re going to take care of that, okay?
Don’t you worry.
Hi Honey, breakfast?
Hancock sneezed, uh?
Can you believe it? Achoo
It’s amazing that you slept through that
You’re a good sleeper
Holy s**t
I’m not going to say I told you so but..
You told me he was going to sneeze a hole
through the front of the house?
I just said can’t be around
Oh sweetheart can you get that
Thanks, Oh God you you’re strong.
I got it.
But you don’t worry about anything
I already apologized to the neighbors,
called State Farm
Everything is taken care of.
You just...
enjoy that breakfast
What’s this? We’re going on vacation?
Uh-hum
Are we?
Just the 3 of us
End of the summer?
Tonight.
Tonight?
Let’s go somewhere.
Knock Knock.
Guzuntight
Uh?
I…I was just telling Ray here
I hope you are done sneezing
Because I don’t think our house
can take much more
Of your sneezing
Yeah.. sometimes uh..
I sneeze when there’s dust
Or if I get really surprised
That’s unfortunate.
(cell phone rings)
This is Killborn
Mike, how ya doing?
It was great to see you too
Yep well uh... right
Go head shoot
Oh I got a pen right here
Right, no I know.
(Hancock) umm hum
I am warning you
(Continuing on the cell phone)
Alright go ahead
Okay good
Now that’s still…
Hang on one second
Do me a favor?
We are going to talk.
Go away.
I can do this all day…Bong! Bong Bong!!
Shut Up!!!
Bong!
(Continuing on the cell phone)
ummm…I suppose I ...
Fine, we’ll talk okay?
And when we are done talking, you go
away and leave my family alone.
My place at 4 o’clock.
Whatever.
(Continuing on the cell phone)
it means uh... I would rather not talk numbers now
I like to save them for the pitch
So then let’s just set a time
That’s good with me I will see you then
Alright yeah 3:30 great
Hun is it hot in here?
(Wasted Days and Wasted nights)
he hurt you didn’t he?
Ahhh… Use your words
How did it make you feel?
Sore.
Bad
Cause he took your power.
And you have to get your power back
And no-one will give your power back
You have to go out and take it
You understand me?
We’re gonna go find Hancock and
Get your power back.
Ask.
You and I?
You and I what?
We’re the same?
No.
I’m stronger
Really?
Oh yeah
who are we?
Gods, angels, different cultures call
us by different names
Now all of a sudden its super heroes.
there are more of us?
There were
They all died.
Just the two of us
What is this?
Who are we to each other?
We’re brother and sister
That’s a lie.
No I’m your sister
That is a lie.
I’m your sister
No
Sisters don’t kiss brothers the way
you kissed me last night.
You’re lying, deals off
Let’s go see how Ray feels about this.
Get your a** back here!
I’m telling
The All Heart symbol will be known globally,
As a symbol that represents companies
That are committed to changing the world
They can give away there substance goods okay?
Foods, drugs, power, clothing for free.
I thought we were talking about Hancock?
Two…
Stay away from me and my family
You are not going to do this to me again.
What?
I don’t know what you are talking about.
(I love you Hancock)
It can’t work.
It always end the same way
Persia, Greece, Brooklyn
Brooklyn?
I’ve never been to Brooklyn.
I have put up with your bulls**t for
the last 3000 years and I’m done.
I don’t know what you are talking about?
Done! You Listening?
I don’t know what you are talking about!
I am happy, okay, finally I’m happy
You are not going to mess it up
Look at me… I don’t know what you are talking about?
I hate to burst your little crazy lady
bubble but it must not
Have been all that great
‘cause I don’t remember you
Call me crazy….
one more time.
Coo coo
Alright hold it…Alright
You better not hit me with that truck
For companies to qualify for the All Heart symbol
they need to prove that the are a leader
in the global revolution.
We gonna talk about Mr. Hancock?
That they are committed to the bettering of
the world And they can do this
in 4 different ways. This is how they…
The most important thing with All Heart is
the Brand recognition That’s why I mocked
up the examples here and
Tokyo, London, Dubai, Paris
So we need maximum exposure
We need extreme marketing
Is it snowing?
Get off me!!
Listen to me
I hate you
I’m sorry
Who ever I am, What ever I did
Look at me
I’m sorry
Why were you flying?
You were flying Mary.
She was definitely flying
Okay I was flying
And I’m very strong as well
It's just the way we are
We?
Me and him, it’s just us now.
The others paired up and died.
You didn’t say anything about the others
pairing up at the trailer.
You were at his trailer?
This is very hard to explain.
Great, I’m all ears Mary.
Me too
Do me a favor
Just give me and my wife one moment please.
Don’t, don’t bring it here Ray
The adults are talking for once second
Technically speaking,
He’s my husband
Hoooooly s**t
What?
We broke-up decades ago
long before you were borne.
He just can’t remember
But you can, right?
You knew?
That’s something you might want to
bring up on a first date Mary.
I don’t like to travel, I’m allergic to cats,
I’m immortal, okay?
Those are like some of things you
might want to give a heads up on
What ever we are, we were built in two's, okay?
We’re drawn to each other no matter
how far I run He’s always there
he finds me. Its physics.
What are you saying, are you
are fated to be together?
I’ve lived for a very long time Ray
And the one thing I’ve learned...
fate doesn’t decide everything.
People get to choose.
You chose to let me think I was here alone
I didn’t think you would miss
what you didn’t remember
Great, now what?
I didn’t plan for this
(TV reporter)
Prison authorities confirmed that
the prisoner uprising was lead by
Kenneth Parker Jr
Also the leader of last weeks Spring
Creek bank robbery
At least 8 prisoners not accounted for,
For information on the prison riot at Norwalk
Construction workers at the prison were
attacked and knocked unconscious
the prisoners stole the workers clothes
And it’s feared that at least some
of them have escaped
Parker is considered a criminal master mind
He is very effective in using
psychological persuasion
to organize criminals from different
backgrounds.
He’s a former Psychology professor at
Stanford University.
While there he organized a notorious
criminal network comprised
Of graduate students from diverse fields…
$91.10
$91.10 you got to be s**tting me
$91.10
Highway robbery
What?
I’m taking the money
Umm
I can relate to that
You know you want something..
Nobody can stop you from taking it.
You just take it right
I like that
But can you take it?
My Zagnut bar versus your gun
(2 shots fired)
(car alarm)
Sorry about your window
I need an IV line
CVC electrolytes
It’s not gonna work
I’m in
What’s happening to me
(TV Reporter)
This just in.. John Hancock has just been
rushed to Los Angels General Hospital
Hancock is in serious condition with
multiple gunshot wounds
No story yet as to how this happened to him but
We will continue to cover this story
live as it unfolds.
Reporting live from …
(reporters yelling questions)
From what I’ve heard
he was trying to stop a robbery
Do you know if some special ammunition
was used in the gun that shot him?
No
Some new bullet
No No Not that I’m a aware of
Could this have anything to do with the
mysterious super woman who appeared?
I do not have that answer
(reporters yelling questions)
You’re becoming mortal
It’s us
Being close to each other
It’s never happened this fast before
You have to leave
The further away you get from me the
better you’re gonna feel
You’ll start getting your powers back
And you’ll be flying and breaking things
And saving people before you know it
It’s like I said, we were built in pairs
And when we get..
close to our opposites we lose power
why?
So we can live human lives
Love, connect
grow old, die
What happened to us?
Summer of ’04 BC,
we were becoming mortal like now
They came after me with swords
You saved me
1850, they set our house on fire
you pulled me out of the flames
80 years ago, what happened then?
We were living in Miami
And a new movie was playing in town
Frankenstein
And after we walked down Flagler street and
You took my hand and you held it so tight
They attacked us in an alley
They hit you so hard
There was so much blood
They wouldn’t let me ride in the
ambulance with you
And by the time I got to the
hospital you were awake
But you didn’t know me
So I left because every time we’re together..
they come after you through me
You’re built to save people more
than the rest of us
That’s who you are, you are hero
The insurance policy of the Gods
Keep one alive
you to protect this world.
(gun shots)
Mary!!
Mary!
Stay down!
Screams
Mary?
Stop!!
Stay down
Mary!
Help me get her up.
Screams
Both screaming!!
Hold it hold it
I think we are losing her
Heart monitor
Upon us all Hancock,
you're no different
Time to shut her down Hancock
It’s been a nice run
Oh we are all gonna surely miss you
But it is time for you to move on
(flat line)
And maybe to a happier place
You can thank me if you want to
Super hero
(Gun c**ks)
Aghhhh
Aaaw
You didn’t
Screams
(Flat line)
(exhales)
(window crashes)
beep
beep
Awwwwwwww
What about Attila the Hun?
Completely cross eyed
Cross eyed?
Yep
What about Queen Elizabeth?
Umm Neeeeedy
JFK, what about him?
Mmmm, Oh ,yeah, umhem
Mmm, Oh Yeah, nothing more?
Not like that
(cell phone beeps)
Oh come on, I was in Cuba for the
whole missile thing so...
Yeah, hang on
Hello
Ray
Hey I’ve been trying to call you
Yeah I was out of cell range
Are you outside?
Yeah.
Look up
Alright I’m looking up
I’m looking up?
Baby
What?
You’re gonna change the world
Good job Ray.
Oh my God Ray
Hey look up.
Hancock!
I’m proud of you.
Thanks.
Will I get in trouble for that?
Laughing...
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