Acme Pet Store. Your canary, sir.
Gosh. My canary.
At last. A pet I've always wanted.
There you are, little one.
Gosh darn that old pet shop!
I distinctly told them
to send me a canary...
and not a monster!
- Hello? Acme Pet Shop?
What's the big idea?
I ordered a canary! Not a dog!
Is that bad? I think you're very fortunate.
I don't think I'm very fortunate. I...
After all, dog is man's best friend,
You should feel privileged
to own such an animal.
I don't feel privileged.
I ordered a canary
and I'm going to get a canary!
Dogs are out!
And stay out!
Look, chum, you ain't got no dog,
I ain't got no master.
It's inevitable we should get together.
Listen, did you ever see a bird
retrieve a dog? Of course not!
Yet in me, you see
one of the finest pointers that ever lived.
Get a load of this. There it is.
- There it is.
Let's look at this thing in another light.
Dogs is a comfort to have around.
You can't help but like it.
Stop! Let go! Put me down!
An abandoned... A deserted infant.
What a cute little darling!
Isn't he cute?
That mangy old trickster!
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
I saw what you did!
Kicking that poor, defenseless little baby!
You brute! You beast!
Open this door! Let me in!
Get out, do you hear me? Out! Get out!
So, that's the way it is?
Yes. That's the way it is!
Very well, then,
there's only one thing left to do.
I shall end it all by throwing meself
headlong into eternity!
No! Please don't!
Farewell, friend, mother...
Oh, my goodness! Oh my!
Looking for something, bub?
Get out! Out!
My lunch. Thank you.
Boy, getting rid of that mutt
sure made me work up an appetite.
That knife! You wouldn't!
You just couldn't!
After all we've been to each other.
How could you?
I'll scrub your floors!
I'll mend your socks!
I'll sweat over a hot stove!
Now can I stay?
Okay, you can stay.
And I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll make you a nice dog coat.
Oh, goody! I'm gonna have a wardrobe!
First, I'll have to fit a paper pattern on you.
Can I have pleats? Can I?
How do you do?
The places I've been
and the things I've seen.
Such singings, such dancings...
This is your upstairs neighbor.
Are you gonna cut out that racket,
or do I have to come down there...
and see that you do?
Yeah? Listen, you repulsive ape.
I'll save you the trip
and come up and see you.
So say your prayers, chowder head,
'cause here I come!
The man upstairs wants to see you.
He has something for you.
He does? That's very neighborly of him.
I'll go right up and see him.
How do you do, sir?
I'm your neighbor from downstairs.
You are, are you?
Does this belong to you?
All right, okay, I know when I'm licked.
I can take a hint. You can stay.
You can be my pet,
and I'll be your master. I know my destiny.
I don't know.
I'm not sure I like it here, after all.
It's too noisy. What with you fighting
with the neighbors all the time...
making all that racket.
After all, I do have my health to look after.
You understand, buddy. No hard feelings.
You're gonna stay, all right.
I'm getting to like you!